Uncle blue balls
Uncle blue balls
Use this fucking slut
Swallow, count and repeat
I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
I love your ideas, honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Pick your favorite, daddy!